I bought two and both seem to be craving the chains. It’s hard to keep them away. Their ravenous hunger for metal… it’s terrifying awesome to behold - seeking the basket every opportunity they escape the confines of the disc golf bag.
HEED MY WARNING, however, with great disc comes great responsibility and judgement.
- You WILL leave your card mates behind in the dust.
- “Did you get a coach?”
- “Confetti is for parties, not disc golf.”
- “Only cheaters use that disc.”
- “It’s not fair that you have the prettiest and most reliable approach disc.”
- “Why is your disc so durable after hitting countless trees?
-“That level of torque resistance in an approach disc isn’t fair.”
- “Wow your disc landed 35 feet away from the basket and just skipped right up underneath it. So lucky!”
I’ve seen and heard it all - it is a lonely, birdie filled
road for us CryZtal Confetti Zone throwers. Do not be disheartened with the copious amounts of aces you will inevitably reap. It IS lonely at the top of the podium.
As the wise CryZtal Confetti Zone Sage once said, “Let us not lose hope for our companions throwing inferior approach discs, but rather show the world what it truly means to go under par.”
